“4:12pm. Ninety seconds at the counter. Two people behind it, both looking at the screen. Neither said ‘be right with you.’ Stopped counting when a second guest queued up behind me.”
Written down as it happens, before I've decided what it means. This is the raw material, not a finding yet.
Part one
The secret shop
I book like anyone else and show up unannounced, so nobody has a chance to put on the good version for me. I go through the whole visit as a real customer and document it as I go: what I saw, what I felt, where the experience carried me and where it dropped me.
The point is to catch the version of your business your customers actually get on an ordinary Tuesday, not the one you'd put on if you knew someone was watching.